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Once upon a time
There was a farmer named Brown
His cows loved to type
It was a problem nowww

Click clack moo!
Clickety clack
Click clack moo!
Clickety clack

At first he couldn't believe it
There wasn't anyway.
Cows that really typed
Impossible I say!

Click clack moo!
Clickety clack
Click clack moo!
Clickety clack

He pulled up to the barn
He couldn't believe his eyes
A sign was on the door
"Its really cold at night"

Click clack moo!
Clickety clack
Click clack moo!
Clickety clack

Electric blankets
Is something we would love
But Brown tore it down
They must of bumped their mugs

Click clack moo!
Clickety clack
Click clack moo!
Clickety clack

It's bad enough the cows
Had found the typewriter
But now they wanted blankets
What's next?
A campfire?
The cows heard his rant
And then they went on strike
He went into his fridge
There was no milk in sight
And now he's super angry
He scurried to the barn
A sign was on the door
"We gotta close the farm"
"No milk today he cried!"
He saw another letter
"The hens are cold too"
They signed it with a feather

Cows that type
Hens on strike!
No eggs, no milk!
Man this ain't right
Hows a farm supposed to run
without it's livestock
Brown typed,
I'm the leader of this flock

Click clack urgg!
Clickety clack
Click clack urggg!
Clickety clack

Dear cows and hens
There will be no blankets
You are cows and hens
My job is really thankless

Click clack urgg!
Clickety clack
Click clack urggg!
Clickety clack

I need my milk and eggs
He typed in a rush
I'll get your lousy blankets
If you give that typer up!

Click clack moo!
Clickety clack
Click clack moo!
Clickety clack

The cows held a meeting
Then said you got a deal
Just send them blankets over
Meet the ducks by the hill

Click clack moo!
Clickety clack
Click clack moo!
Clickety clack
Click clack moo!
Clickety clack
Click clack moo!
Clickety clack

The farmer waited all day
and all night
"where's those ducks"
"where's my typewrite"
But the next morning
he got a note
'The pond is really boring'
'We'd like a diving board'

Click clack cluck
Click clack quack
Click clack cluck
Click clack moo
Click clack cluck
Click clack quack
Click clack cluck
Click clack moo
Clickety clack
Clickety smack
Clicky
Clickety clack
Clickety smack
Clicky
Clickety clack
Clickety smack
Clicky
Clickety clack
Clickety smack
Click smack

Them cows
Them hens
Them ducks
They typed all night
Night
night
night
Long

They drove that farmer brown crazy you know
They say
They're still even typing today
(Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha)